Julian Clary’s one night stand at MK Theatre

Julian Clary
Julian Clary

Self-proclaimed Lord of Mince Julian Clary will welcome a selection of eligible bachelors onto the stage to win his hand in marriage at the theatre on Sunday!

Audience members are invited to attend a wedding when Julian sets off on his mission to look for love – promising to leave no straight unturned.

As befits a national comedy treasure unashamed to flirt in the face of conformists everywhere, Julian Clary Position Vacant: Apply Within is packed full of double entendres and plays on his camp and quirky personality and on-stage warmth.

As he scours the land in search of some smoochy, Julian announces: “Because I’m still considered quite a catch and because your town is noted for its heterosexuals on the cusp, there’s bound to be stiff competition.

“Therefore I will be hosting ruthless elimination games.

“We can be sure of one thing: by the end of the evening we’ll all be celebrating my new partnership.”

Given the recent headlines about gay marriage, the show is actually very topical – something the comic is proud of.

“People told me they found it very moving.

“It’s given them something different to think about on the way home,” he added.

Position Vacant: Apply Within is, of course, a really funny parody of conventional game shows – allowing Julian to be in control of everything and manipulate matters to get the most comedic effect.

His career so far – stand up comedian, best-selling novelist, Celebrity Big Brother winner and Strictly Come Dancing contestant has been a blast.

“I’m very grateful that I’m allowed to do all these things,” he considers.

“Lord knows, I wouldn’t have lasted five minutes if I’d had to grow up and do something sensible.”

Don’t miss this comedy blast.

Call 0844 871 652 or visit www.atgtickets.com/miltonkeynes